Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Pristeen Render

Pristeen Render is a short skinny girl that lived in South Carolina. She has short legs and arms. She has long hair though. And one day that came in handy. One  Saturday  Pristeen was planning her Sunday so far she had that she was going to the  Pancake house, then church, for two  hours, then for lunch she was going to a picnic with her pet pig named Marlin Render. By the time she was done she was late for breakfast. She rushed over to the Pancake   house and there was a long line and by the time she got seated and had eaten it was time for church to start. She had to scramble over to the church just to make it to church before the door closed. After church she was walking to her pig. When she saw a tornado coming rite for her town. She had to stop it. She twisted her hair around the tornado and threw it out of site but it came back. This happened about seven times before she decided that she would have to use all her hair to get rid of the tornado, so she wrapped all her hair around it and threw it out to sea. It was gone. Wile throwing the tornado for the last time she made the table top rock. In the middle of town on top of her.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

One Mistery on Mistery Lane

There has never been one mystery on mystery lane. There had been a react murder that stunt use all. The reason I say use is because we are use to having so many mysteries.   That there’s fifty of use. I am the top detective of the agency 23. Are agency alone has fifty people. Each agency has fifty people in it. There are twenty-three agencies. Ares is ranked the highest score.
Amber we have a brake in the case said Veronica.
Veronica is my assistant she is working the same case while I am telling you about. Excuse me while I go check why she wants me.
What I said.
Now bake to the story.
All twenty-three agencies where trying to crack the case. But, when they heard that I was working on the case and that I did not want entry thing on the air fourteen agencies dropped out. Nothing went on air thought. After a week still know clues except for the built in Mr.Whiesly’s head. The gun was a nine milometer Beretta hand gun. There was not even a chell casing.
It has been a mouth now and every one else has stopped werking on the case. Finally there is a creak in the case. We have two Veronica’s husband Toby and Miss.Whiesly. They are the only people that own a Beretta hand gun.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Auful Monday

           Monday was apsolutly, positivly horible. For breakfast we had outmeal and there was not even bananas on it! I had to waght for two hours to put on my clouths. By the time I was ready to go to school it had all ready started. Also my cusin Jadyon had been dropped off so my mom could not take me to school. I was stuck at home with my baby cusin. For lunch we had chilly. I hate chilly it's alost all beans. Then finaly my aunt came and picked up my cusin. Right after we had to go to the store. First we went to Kohl's. Brandon and Sadey drove me crazy. Next we went to Miejer to get grocries and spend brandons ten dollars. Every two seconds Brandon was asking for something else. It was driving me even more crazy. I was glade to get out of the store. When we got back home we went strate to bed. That was my auful Monday.

Black Cat

                             Black cat, black cat were are you now?
                             Bounding threw enimy lines
                             Skrambling onto Cook John's porch
                              Or awating your lunch a his back door
                              Bing chased around enimy lines
                              Black cat, black cat were are you now?
                              Sping on the fish filled ponds being careful not to disterb
                              Pouncing around in the grass filled planes despratly trying to catch something
                              Bolting threw the corn feilds going home to eat everything
                              Black cat, black cat were is your home?
                              Were do you live?
                               No one knows